Setting: Stella and Leroy lying together in their bed.
Stella: I have to pee. We should go stand by the door to be let out.
Leroy: Me too and if it were over 40 degrees outside I would probably agree with you but we live in Nebraska and it is frickin’ freezing out there. I have a better plan.
Stella: What is it Leroy?
Leroy: When nobody is looking, you and I will make a beeline across the room to that rug over there. You pee on it first and I’ll unleash my bladder after you. We have to be quick but wait for my count so that we aren’t seen. 3 … 2 … 1…
Approximately 20 seconds later.
Stella: Crap, somebody is coming. We are in serious trouble.
Leroy: Never fear. Quick, run back to the bed and look extra cute. Chances are they will take a picture of us and that will buy us some time. Mom and Dad are such suckers for stuff like that and probably won’t discover the rug until later. Whatcha think?
Stella: Brilliant! Let’s go.
The End
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LOL! That is hilarious. The “look cute and hope they don’t notice” plan always works.
This conversation has taken place way too many times in our house!